5 reasons for being a Control Freak

It's a good thing you know!

If you always keep track of your own business you are not so dependent of other people.
When other people doesn't keep track of their business (and you do) you get power over them.
People will know you as "the one with the answers", which gives you a position and some kind of status.
You will never ever be late anywhere.
Every true nerd should be a control freak in at least one area.

Ha ha, I am good at making my own messed up behaviour seem more normal, don't you think?

(This is how I look when I am out of control, totally crazy)